Hello my name is jeeeeefffffff
jeff the killer says as he eats my sammwich
JEFF STOP BAD! I scream as I yank it out of his mouth.
Damnit! he yells.
im playing portal with sonic.exe now.
he cheated and broke megaman.
I ate Mario's mushroom and got high.
AAAAND I WAAAKE UPP IN THE MORNIN' AND I STEEYUP OUTSSIIIIDE AND I TAKE A DEEEEEEEP BRETHE AND I GET REL HIIIIIIII AND I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHATS ON MTV?
I click the channel and turn on the ring.
Illuminati flys out and stabs me in the eye.
Damn u jesee I fucked before I died your mom.
( see wut I did there )
I quickly got undressed and headed down for kinner.
kinner was dinner but who are you?
wait, what? What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT?@?!?!
what happened when I was knocked out...
Patrick... PAT DON'T YOU DARE CLICK PUBLIS-
the end